Ergo, my loyal subjects, I shall retire to the inner castle where I may occasionally be allowed to temporarily visit you via the magic box that belongs to my Consort, but it might not be often!! Meanwhile, I shall move among the peasants and do Good Works!
Have no fear, my friends, I shall return at the end of this siege!
Mellodee, the Magnificent
(Ahem....can you tell I've been playing a few